one of the best things ever is when u find a really talented artist whos obsessed with an obscure/unpopular character and just lovingly draws their underrated guy 30 times a day even tho all their posts get 5 notes. these ppl are the backbone of society. they’re thriving theyre mentally unchained

as someone who’s been an artist obsessed with an obscure character the REAL backbone of society is the people giving us the 5 notes

I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer

Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It's $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv

Jail!

Different Jail!

Is... is there a Fleshlight sleeve chiller?

Death Penalty

*kicks my feet playfully whilst lying on my front and lining up my sniper rifle*

• Resist the Twitterification of tumblr.

Steel-toed high heels

Is that anything

still not osha-compliant

They exist!! I have them!

https://shop.lavoro.pt/products/bianca

I'm not sure about OSHA specifically, but these are classified safety heels, slip resistant, water-repellent, oil and petrol resistant, anti-puncture and protect against electrostatic discharge.

not bad!

“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”

Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.

Extremely good point

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